Win a Flight of the Conchords Prize Pack!

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As you may know, the second season of Flight of the Conchords begins tomorrow (1/18 @ 10p/9c) on HBO. We thought we would celebrate the return of the funniest show currently on television by giving away a Flight of the Conchords prize pack.

So here is how the contest is going to work:

Below are 3 general topics for what we would like to see happen in Season 2. You need to take one of the topics and have up to 100 words to expand on it. For example, if the topic is “Jermaine gets the hiccups” you would have up to 100 words to write out what else happened. What were they doing when the hiccups started? How did they try to get rid of his hiccups? Be creative.

Topics:

1) Bret goes to the doctor

2) Jermaine questions his sexuality

3) Murray befriends a Hasidic Jew

Submissions should be made by January 25th in the comment section below. Then a panel of expert judges (the writers of IM) will decide which submission is the funniest.

Note: Unfortunately, we can only ship the prize pack to U.S. addresses. Sorry!

The winner will receive:

+ Season 1 of Flight of the Conchords on DVD
+ an FOTC notebook
+ FOTC guitar picks
+ an FOTC poster + some FOTC postcards

You can only post one time so make it count! Thanks and good luck.

p.s. if you are looking for something more on the interactive end, check out this lip dub Flight of the Conchords contest.

The Flight of The Conchords (2008):

Flight of the Conchords – The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)

Flight of the Conchords – Mutha’uckas

The Distant Future EP (2007):

Flight of Conchords – Business Time

Flight of the Conchords – I’m Not Crying

Also, you can watch the first episode below:

6 thoughts on “Win a Flight of the Conchords Prize Pack!

  1. Bret has a “weird feeling” in his arse; he takes a reluctant Jermaine to the doctor for support. In the waiting room, Jermaine has to pee; he wanders into surgery looking for the restroom. Hiding in a dustbin to avoid discovery, he overhears a nurse talking about a dying patient, and assumes it’s Bret. Meanwhile, Bret has hemorrhoids; embarrassed, he says nothing, but pretends he’s fine despite obvious agony. Believing Bret has a week to live, Jermaine takes him to the zoo, hoping to make his last days bearable without letting on he knows Bret’s terrible secret. Red-assed monkeys ensue.

  2. Napping in the library, Murray meets a Hasidic man. Mistaking him for Jewish artist, “Modest-Yahoo,” Murray suggests a set with his band. Some star power is just what they need. The man barely speaks English but is happy for the attention.

    Bret and Jemaine are skeptical after their experience with Todd, but reluctantly agree after Murray explains: “He won’t steal the spotlight. He’s modest, isn’t he? It’s right there in his name.

    Their performance is booed when he talks loudly during their songs. Thinking the audience merely confused, Murray books a second show where they’ll all wear matching Hasidic garb.

  3. At a parking lot, Brett and Jermaine play bike tag. Whilst Brett is “it,” he pursues Jermaine. Jermaine bicycles into the street claiming that he’s not “out of bounds” and Brett crashes into a car. Jermaine then take Brett to see a doctor where he learns that Brett has temporary memory loss and cannot remember being in the band. Since Murray booked a gig for the coming week, Jermaine tries to help Brett remember by singing his weird/suggestive songs as Brett doubts the bands existence. Meanwhile Mel tries to convince Brett she and that they were life long lovers.

  4. Apologies, my comment must not have posted. We loved all the entries, and it was a hard choice…but after much deliberation, we awarded the prize pack to boyhowdy. Thank you to all that participated! This was a lot more enjoyable than if it was just an “enter your email address” contest.

    Winning entry:

    “Bret has a “weird feeling” in his arse; he takes a reluctant Jermaine to the doctor for support. In the waiting room, Jermaine has to pee; he wanders into surgery looking for the restroom. Hiding in a dustbin to avoid discovery, he overhears a nurse talking about a dying patient, and assumes it’s Bret. Meanwhile, Bret has hemorrhoids; embarrassed, he says nothing, but pretends he’s fine despite obvious agony. Believing Bret has a week to live, Jermaine takes him to the zoo, hoping to make his last days bearable without letting on he knows Bret’s terrible secret. Red-assed monkeys ensue.”

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